


The World’s Slowest Snail Vinyl Sticker
$3.50
If “snail mail” was a race, this guy would be winning by a solid nap. He meant to send you a letter, but then he got distracted by a raisin, took a 3-hour nap, and forgot what he was doing.
This is not a high speed sticker. This is a take-a-break, write-it-by-hand, stay-off-your-phone-for-a-minute kind of sticker.
Pop him on your journal, your mailbox, your pile of unsent letters, or wherever you need a reminder that it’s totally fine to take your sweet time.
Product details:
- 2 5/8" x 3.25"
- Durable outdoors - waterproof and weatherproof!
For Best Results:
- Apply your stickers to clean, flat surfaces.
- Press down from one peeled end, and lay the sticker flat to ensure a secure application with no bubbles.
- Do not apply to rounded or curved surfaces. This may cause wrinkles in your stickers when applied.
- While waterproof, stickers cannot remained submerged in water.

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